Hilarious birthday message

A happy birthday to a person who in dog years would already be dead.

Your getting old

Today I found a fossil and somehow your name came to mind.

Life well spent

The life given us by nature is short, but the memory of a life well spent is eternal.

Much happiness

Let your birthday bring you so much happiness,
as you give to all people you know!

The speed of life

Don't think about the speed of life. With age comes pure beauty and great wisdom. Congratulations.

Expensive candles

You're only really old when the candles start costing more than the cake. Congratulations :)

Getting older

If you think that you are getting old
don't worry next year you will be older...
Happy birthday!

Like wine

Men are like wine, most turn to vinegar and a few improve in time. Just like you did! Happy Birthday

Every elder

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened. Happy Birthday!

Birthday cake

The older you get,
the more candles will lit.
Wax all over the birthday cake,
I hope you stay awake...

Happy birthday dad

Today it’s your birthday,
it's going to be a great day.
Big love and friendship too,
I'm happy with a daddy like you!
Happy birthday dad!

The greatest childhood

I wish you all the greatest things you want for your birthday,
because you have given me the greatest childhood!
Happy birthday dad!

The oldest trees

The oldest trees give the sweetest fruits. Happy Birthday!

The amount of love

No birthday wishes, birthday cards, or birthday gifts
can express the amount of love and respect I have for you.

Love

It is love that transforms a house into a home.

Someone as caring as you

When I was younger, I took for granted all the love I received through your words, your gesture and your smiles. But now I know that having someone as dedicated and caring as you is a privilege rarer than we think.

Little bit lower

When you were twenty years old
you had everything you needed
now you still do
but just a little bit lower...

Happy about it

All those people who wish you a happy birthday...
Why are you so happy about it?
Every birthday your getting older and grayer

Losing teeth

The older you get
the more teeth you lose
Happy birthday

Candles don't fit

When all the candles don't fit on the cake
then you know that you are getting old