Hilarious birthday message

A happy birthday to a person who in dog years would already be dead.

Ten years between 35 and 40

The ten years between 35 and 40 are the most fantastic years in a woman’s life.

You still look fantastic

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Suprises

The older you get the more surprises you experience in your life.

Condolences

We express our condolences to you on this day!

Everything money can't buy

I wish you to have everything money can't buy.
And money to buy everything else!

All the money

You deserve all success, happiness and love in the world.
And all the money, too. Do not forget your friends with whom to share!
Happy Birthday!

Enjoy yourself

Happy birthday! Enjoy yourself on your birthday and all other days of the year!

A surprise sms

Riiiinggg! This is a surprise sms. Here to bring you luck. So just close your eyes and listen. Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you.

Expensive candles

You're only really old when the candles start costing more than the cake. Congratulations :)

Start early

It is with age as with everything else. To make a success of it you should start early.

Healthy birthdays

Birthday's are healthy. Research has shown that people live longer the more birthday's they have.

Getting older

If you think that you are getting old
don't worry next year you will be older...
Happy birthday!

Birthday cake

The older you get,
the more candles will lit.
Wax all over the birthday cake,
I hope you stay awake...

Happy belated birthday

Because it was your birthday yesterday,
I wanted to do something very special...
So I waited one more day,
to wish you a happy belated birthday!

A sister like you

Ok, sometimes we had a little fight.
But everything came back right.
With everything we do,
I'm glad to have a sister like you!
Happy birthday sister!!!

The greatest son

I am your definition of the greatest dad,
but you are my definition of the greatest son!
I wish you very happy birthday my one and only son!

Be suprised

Don't be surprised if a lot of friends will be coming to your place.
I have told everyone that it's your birthday today.

Growing up

Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional. Happy Birthday!

My mother each time

Mothers like you are made in heaven.
If I had to take birth on earth for a thousand times,
I would wish that you would be my mother each time.
Happy birthday mom!